Dear Farm Journal,

The greenhouses are on their own. There is no way in holy hell, which is the actual temperature of the greenhouses, that I am going in there. My obituary would read: Joy Miller died unexpectedly at Keewaydin Farms from extreme heat exhaustion, dehydration, sun sickness, sunstroke, heat stroke, heat cramps, heat fainting, heat rash, high temperature coma.

~Joy